Sweet baby Jesus with firm tits.
2nd night ride in a row hitting new features and re-routes blind was definitely a character-building experience.
Yo, Fred, you will like the new upper section climb to the tower. So punchy just like you like it.
Sounds like we need an Ozzer late birthday ride next weekend or something. Here are three reasons:
1) Brand fucking new (real jumpy) trail which I think Fred may not like so much because he doesn't seem to like to use his dropper post much (recollection from our last ride).
Full Distortion is pure sex right now (and such a tramp in the dark on night rides).
2) Packed and fast hero dirt with multiple new re-routes, and new features.
3) Because DT needs a much needed CPR to live as a functional riding community again. Fuck advocacy, just ride.
Go Trump.
