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3blackbikes · **Posted:** Mon May 17, 2010 10:40 am

dirtmonger wrote:

Welcome Liz. Hope the Noble butchery didn't turn you off too much. We are a pretty mellow but tenacious bunch. Different groups with different riding preferences. From shuttle runs to deathmarches we probably offer the whole spectrum. There is also the roadbiker's anonymous group no one talks about.

Liz seemed indeed like she would fit right into DTers, so try not to scare her off too much. This whole site already is such a sausage fest.

:welcome:

DM

Don't worry... I've been mtn biking since college and always with guys, although I was never really the sorority type anyways. Riding with the DHers helps my lacking downhill speed/technical skills, though I will take it personally if I can't whip you on the uphills.

3blackbikes · **Posted:** Mon May 17, 2010 10:47 am

Los wrote:

I dont know if I missed it but what are the 3 black bikes?

Actually, now it's 2 black bikes, but I used to have 3. Upgraded my first Rocky Mountain Element to the Team Element which is red/white. Still has the old black SID fork though.

#2: My Cervelo road bike, Dura Ace kit, Kysirium wheels, all carbon. Size 51', so it weighs like 15 lbs. soaking wet.
#3: Fetish Ankh frame, used to be a cyclocross bike, just morphed it into a single speed, Winwood rigid fork, Reynolds wheelset, old Ultegra crank, Easton risers and a rad pink plaid saddle. Thinking about adding some handlebar streamers for some more flair.

Los · **Posted:** Mon May 17, 2010 1:58 pm

3blackbikes wrote:

#2: My Cervelo road bike, Dura Ace kit, Kysirium wheels, all carbon. Size 51', so it weighs like 15 lbs. soaking wet.
#3: Fetish Ankh frame, used to be a cyclocross bike, just morphed it into a single speed, Winwood rigid fork, Reynolds wheelset, old Ultegra crank, Easton risers and a rad pink plaid saddle. Thinking about adding some handlebar streamers for some more flair.

Oh I love it when chicks talk dirty to me. :lol:

kidding of course.
Seriously thats kind of hot to hear you know what your talking about. you could probably fix my bike for me!

24v · **Posted:** Mon May 17, 2010 2:55 pm

Los wrote:

Oh I love it when chicks talk dirty to me. :lol:

kidding of course.
Seriously thats kind of hot to hear you know what your talking about. you could probably fix my bike for me!

QuietStorm · **Posted:** Mon May 17, 2010 4:50 pm

24v wrote:

Los wrote:

Oh I love it when chicks talk dirty to me. :lol:

kidding of course.
Seriously thats kind of hot to hear you know what your talking about. you could probably fix my bike for me!

x100

EMFC · **Posted:** Mon May 17, 2010 5:07 pm

3blackbikes wrote:

Los wrote:

I dont know if I missed it but what are the 3 black bikes?

Actually, now it's 2 black bikes, but I used to have 3. Upgraded my first Rocky Mountain Element to the Team Element which is red/white. Still has the old black SID fork though.

#2: My Cervelo road bike, Dura Ace kit, Kysirium wheels, all carbon. Size 51', so it weighs like 15 lbs. soaking wet.
#3: Fetish Ankh frame, used to be a cyclocross bike, just morphed it into a single speed, Winwood rigid fork, Reynolds wheelset, old Ultegra crank, Easton risers and a rad pink plaid saddle. Thinking about adding some handlebar streamers for some more flair.

Nice rides, you want to hit the road someday let me know (I don't ride my mtn bike much these days)

Los · **Posted:** Mon May 17, 2010 5:22 pm

EMFC wrote:

Nice rides, you want to hit the road someday let me know (I don't ride my mtn bike much these days cause my vajayjay is swollen)

fixt!

EMFC · **Posted:** Mon May 17, 2010 5:44 pm

Los wrote:

EMFC wrote:

Nice rides, you want to hit the road someday let me know (I don't ride my mtn bike much these days cause my vajayjay is swollen)

fixt!

I expected that, now it's game on. BTW it's broken not swollen.

dirtmonger · **Posted:** Mon May 17, 2010 9:45 pm

QuietStorm wrote:

x100[/quote]

That Los guy needs a close shave, if you ask me.

dirtmonger · **Posted:** Mon May 17, 2010 9:48 pm

EMFC wrote:

Nice rides, you want to hit the road someday let me know (I don't ride my mtn bike much these days)

Oh... finally someone who is not beneath his awesomness. Lest 'ye have ta spend ye time with filthy hoodlums away from civilization...

EMFC · **Posted:** Tue May 18, 2010 5:16 am

dirtmonger wrote:

EMFC wrote:

Nice rides, you want to hit the road someday let me know (I don't ride my mtn bike much these days)

Oh... finally someone who is not beneath his awesomness. Lest 'ye have ta spend ye time with filthy hoodlums away from civilization...

Get a road bike and I'll let you ride with me too, but all that gear would cut down on the areodynamics so never mind.

Los · **Posted:** Tue May 18, 2010 7:37 am

EMFC wrote:

Get a road bike and I'll let you ride with me too, but all that gear would cut down on the areodynamics so never mind.

Darth Monger on a road bike at Starbucks in Lycra. Not a purdy site.

OldDogDan · **Posted:** Tue May 18, 2010 8:21 pm

Los wrote:

EMFC wrote:

Get a road bike and I'll let you ride with me too, but all that gear would cut down on the areodynamics so never mind.

Darth Monger on a road bike at Starbucks in Lycra. Not a purdy site.

I'm thinking he would be stylin' some skintight motorycle leathers.

Kimba · **Posted:** Tue May 18, 2010 8:29 pm

Holy shit, welcome. Hahahaha :cheers:

dirtmonger · **Posted:** Wed May 19, 2010 9:21 pm

I recently saw someone my size ride a roadbike out at Elfin (actually, probably a bit bigger). You couldn't even see the saddle any more. Like a dude on a stick. That isn't going to happen, like, ever.

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