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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:01 pm 
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The Pride of Pyongyang
Dae Dong Kang Beer
나라의 최대음료생산기지
The country’s greatest beverage production base
대동감맥주공장
Dae Dong Kang Beer Factory
흰쌀맥주
Polished rice beer
발효도가 높고
High Degree of Fermentation
연하고
Soft and tender
깨끗하고
Clean
상쾌한 맛
Refreshing taste
그맛의 깨끗함과
That clean taste
특히한 향미
That special flavor
고유한 풍격으로
With that innate characteristic
아낌없는 찬사와 호평
comes unsparing praise and favorable reviews.
순결하고 아름다운
Pure and beautiful
대동강의 흐름을 련상
Dae Dong Kang flowing conjures colors and sounds.
Oh. So refreshing!
정연한 품질관리체게
Orderly quality control
수립
Set up
국제규격화기구 (ISO 9001)의
International Organization for Standardization’s
품질 인증 획득
Acquired quality assurance
제품의 품질및 위생안전성
The quality of the product’s sanitation and safety
철저히 담보
has been thoroughly cleared.
영양성분
Nutritional contents
탄수화물, 단백질, 비타민B2, 광물질
Carbohydrates, protein, Vitamin B2, mineral matters
조화롭게, 풍부하게, 균형있게
In harmony, plentiful, balanced.
기호성을 가진다
There is palatability
악리작용: 스트레스해소
It works like music, alleviating stress
리뇨작용(웅, 응)
???????????????????????
인민들의 건장장수에 기여
Contributing to the people’s robustness and longevity
수도에 생겨난
Created in the capital
새로운 풍경
A new landscape
나날이 발전하는
Developing day by day
우리의 자랑
Our pride
대동강맥주
Dae Dong Kang Beer

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:10 pm 
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I guess that's supposed to make up for starving the masses.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:29 pm 
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I think that soundtrack is from Mrs. PacMan.

My grandfather fled the North with his family but not his land when it became a communist state. So, fuck the North Korean government and their shitty beer!

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i want my 3 minutes back


you made it that far?


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i want my 3 minutes back


I can't get your 3 minutes back, but I can give you this North Korean-themed video to make up for it.

part two

part three

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They have TV in North Korea???? :shock:

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Canaan wrote:
jSatch wrote:
i want my 3 minutes back


I can't get your 3 minutes back, but I can give you this North Korean-themed video to make up for it.

part two

part three



total now 10.5 minutes

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jSatch wrote:
i want my 3 minutes back


I can't get your 3 minutes back, but I can give you this North Korean-themed video to make up for it.

part two

part three



total now 10.5 minutes



you dont learn very well do ya...? :lol:

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jSatch wrote:
Canaan wrote:
jSatch wrote:
i want my 3 minutes back


I can't get your 3 minutes back, but I can give you this North Korean-themed video to make up for it.

part two

part three



total now 10.5 minutes


Did you not notice that he fights with the beauty of a cherry tree and turns into a fighter jet riding a stallion on a flying carpet? These are real things that really happened to Kim Jong Un. Your inability to appreciate these clips is an inevitable result of capitalist excesses.

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Ld00d wrote:
jSatch wrote:
i want my 3 minutes back


you made it that far?



i was trying to match the symbols with milo's translation as it went along. not easy.


of course it all made a lot of sense as i was winging along until i got to this point-

alleviating stress:

???????????????????????


hmmmm, i realized this was not alleviating my stress and i needed a beer. a real beer.

and an advil

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Canaan wrote:
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Canaan wrote:
jSatch wrote:
i want my 3 minutes back


I can't get your 3 minutes back, but I can give you this North Korean-themed video to make up for it.

part two

part three



total now 10.5 minutes


Did you not notice that he fights with the beauty of a cherry tree and turns into a fighter jet riding a stallion on a flying carpet? These are real things that really happened to Kim Jong Un. Your inability to appreciate these clips is an inevitable result of capitalist excesses.



11 minutes even

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