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 Post subject: Hatin on the olympics
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:36 pm 
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A lot of good hatin on the olympics here. Choice quotes:

THE OPENING CEREMONIES. Oh look! People walking! FOR THREE HOURS. Boy, that gets my dick hard. The best part is when one country walks out wearing silly hats! The opening ceremonies are basically a three-hour episode of Project Runway, only there isn't a bitchy gay judge there to explain why the Qatari dresses lack cohesion.

EQUESTRIAN. The horse is doing all the fucking work! Do you realize that horses don't get medals for equestrian events? Only the jockey gets the medal. THAT IS CRAP. The fuck did you do, Mrs. Romney? Apart from straddle Rafalca and get your pussy damp? You want a gold medal for that? Eat shit and die.

FENCING. You're not fooling anyone, fencers. I know you want everyone to think you're Inigo Montoya.

http://deadspin.com/5928972/the-haters-guide-to-the-2012-london-summer-olympics

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Dude, you need counseling. You aren't going to Batman this weekend, are you? If so, please advise...

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Dude. I didn't write this. No counselling needed. Just passing along a joke. Buy yourself a clue.

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Dude. I didn't write this. No counselling needed. Just passing along a joke. Buy yourself a clue.


Don't worry about slowgrind, I knew he would take it as political when the quote was about Romney's wife.


This is the one I like:

"TAEKWONDO/JUDO. I will never understand why supposedly badass martial arts like judo and taekwondo attract the least badass members of the human population."


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Gee, sorry I didn't analyze your posts in-depth to consider its source. And buy a dictionary....

As for Ms. Romney, it is somewhat personal because she happens to be a friend of the family and uses dressage (of which I know nothing about) as therapy for her MS. You are a complete ____bag to repeat something as vile as that.

Go ahead and rant. I don't give a crap.

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Slowgrind: I did post the Romney quote just for you. I know how much you are a fanboi. Thanks for taking the bait!

Romney's horse: :beatHorse:

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One less horse on the trails works for me.

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olympics?

are bruce jenner and the kardashians involved?

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OhNooo wrote:
Dude. I didn't write this. No counselling needed. Just passing along a joke. Buy yourself a clue.


He was joking too. Man, people get so defensive on DT latley and the negativity is killing it.

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this should even it up...

JULY 24, 2012

Michelle Obama Powers Through Another Day Of Doing Half-Assed Jumping Jacks In Middle School Gym
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you're welcome

(courtesy of the onion)

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^^^ "Eat____ and die!"

Now, it's even...

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This opening ceremony is fuddie duddie, boring with the Queen there!


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At least McCartney is playing BEATLES songs!! :bang:


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Ah the power of the 1st amendment. My Country right or wrong. My Fellow DTs?.... ya, right or wrong.
Now lets go make some dust fly! :wave:


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