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Red Hot Sloth
PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 6:03 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 6:36 pm 
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Favorite Trails: the ones with minimal climbing
Is she serious?? :shock:
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slingshot
PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 8:42 pm 
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Favorite Trails: noble, san juan
Thank you the califonia and schools.

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his highness
PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:29 pm 
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Favorite Trails: the ones that go down, duh!
are you kidding me? thats THE perfect wife/fiancee/girlfriend.

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heck247
PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:10 am 
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She sure is pretty, but you can't fix stupid. Have a nice life dude.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:14 am 
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Favorite Trails: The ones with dirt on them!
Publik skool edikated!

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OldDogDan
PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:58 am 
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slingshot wrote:
Thank you the califonia and schools.


"We're traveling from Logan to Boise...".

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:01 am 
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She is so self-absorbed she can't let go of how many miles she runs in an hour.

You can't fix narcissism, and when she gets ugly and wrinkly, he'll be trying to cheat on her, she will catch him and divorce him but he only has a crappy car full of junk from that trip through Idaho and who wants half of that?

EDIT: She finds this video is all over the internet and divorces him and moves to the Valley to become a "star."

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:06 am 
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Wow..... can't script that...... or could ya?

I think I would have pulled over and let her OUT of the car long before she got to "I run a mile in....."
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Scarbery Rdr
PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:09 am 
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Favorite Trails: La Costa, Idyllwild
I gestamate she blew a few teachers along the way

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:02 pm 
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