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"My favorite part of riding a bike is when I get off the bike." - Jim Gaffigan

Ain't gonna fall for no banana in the tailpipe. Classic video. I know what song will be stuck in my head as I peddle my Mother Fin bike thru MTRP this morning.

puttin' thats on my ipod so when i'm flowing me down some sweet trail and refuses to let the whiney spandex jackasses crush mys flow telling me's to pull over 'cause they gots the right of way jus 'cause they be going up-hill at 0.00005 mph, this way i can't hears thems cryin' from pulling the cactus outta they butts.

cause i'm on a motherfukkin bike.

motherfukker


lovin' it

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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. ~Milan Kundera

can't get this outta my head. Love it. "I'm a motherfuckin uhhhh!" Classic..

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"it can go full porno alley"

- Kimba - One love, many bikes - 2020

That was awesome! This one's good too:

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Thus, if we are to understand the world, we should live somewhere between judgement and amazement — Alfredo Lopez Austin