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Red Hot Sloth
 Post subject: Vajazzling
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:44 pm 
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Have you heard of this new thing now, called Vajazzling?
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 Post subject: Re: Vajazzling
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:58 pm 
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That's gotta lead to some serious chafe issues.

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 Post subject: Re: Vajazzling
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:14 pm 
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I'm all for Vajazzling "KOTH was Here".
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 Post subject: Re: Vajazzling
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:50 pm 
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and its opposite, pejazzling. wtf!
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Kimba
 Post subject: Re: Vajazzling
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:51 pm 
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There was a salon next to my barber shop in Leucadia that offered "anal bleaching." For porn stars, wannabe porn stars, or anybody who wants their dark looking red-eye to become fresh and young looking, like a nice pink nipple with a bigger hole. And no, I did not go for it.

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 Post subject: Re: Vajazzling
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:50 pm 
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Oh Yay-yah. Vajazzling!... Yup. I'll buy into that. Fo' shiz. :bang: Holy shit... did I just say fo' shiz???........ That's vag-tastic!

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Red Hot Sloth
 Post subject: Re: Vajazzling
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:01 pm 
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Kimba wrote:
..... like a nice pink nipple with a bigger hole.

Lulz!
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avidtest
 Post subject: Re: Vajazzling
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:09 pm 
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Reminds me of that classic song: "Pink balloon knot".

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..like a nice pink nipple with a bigger hole. And no, I did not go for it.

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 Post subject: Re: Vajazzling
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:13 pm 
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and its opposite.......


....buttazaling


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There was a salon next to my barber shop in Leucadia that offered "anal bleaching."


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