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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:25 pm 
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Can you pick up bag on the way home?

AFTER YOU GET A ****ING VASECTOMY?!?!?!!!!!11ONE1!


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In the spirit of YouTube I call fake. That woman was way too mellow
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"Oh my gosh!". Mom sounds so amazingly calm. Either she completed her freakout before doing the video, she's used to disasters with this pair, or she's getting good results from the mother's little helpers. My own mother tells me I exhibited artistic talent at an early age. She was very impressed by the feces fingerpainting I did on the living room wall.

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Oh, my gosh . . . oh, my gosh . . . oh, my gosh. Her reaction is actually want kind of sells it to me -- she's the too-nice kind of mom whose kids would never think of how much trouble they should get in for doing something like that.

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And they probably own a HEPA vac.

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PaulChavez wrote:
In the spirit of YouTube I call fake. That woman was way too mellow

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Oh, my gosh . . . oh, my gosh . . . oh, my gosh. Her reaction is actually want kind of sells it to me -- she's the too-nice kind of mom whose kids would never think of how much trouble they should get in for doing something like that.


Fake was my first thought too. If not, Canaan's right about her parenting technique for sure.

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after seeing the mess she got her camera, a handful of prozac and a single malt is my guess.




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Saw on the news that Mom was dropping a deuce while the boys did this.

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At least the dog knew he screwed up

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Videos like the OP are part of the reason I don't have kids. I would have kicked one of them little fuckers through a window or something. :lol:

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