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| Author: | Dirtrider [ Sat Feb 22, 2020 8:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Archipeligo 2020 - You in? |
Canaan wrote: There was a time that saying you were participating in an SDMBA event could get you kicked out of here. This place was wild back then...walk-offs, front yard tussles, Chinese downhills, and the occasional throat punch to permanently disrupt someone's breathing ability.... This just ain't no chinese downhill, throat punching to disrupt breathing capabilities, lawnmowing beer drinkers, big belly busters, weight weenie, roadie on the left, not your grandaddies kinda, get your business done, overweight, underweight, junk in the trunk, noassatol, mooseknuckle, camel toe, hair brained, smooth brained, no brained, smart aleks, wisenheimer, jacob jingleheimer, spandex, lycra, baggy, all walks welcomed, wildcat, hellcat, polecat, tomcat, deat cat, cold dead rat, run what ya brung, kinda thing. |
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| Author: | OhNooo [ Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Archipeligo 2020 - You in? |
Notice just sent that Arch ride is postponed. One Chinese dude fucks a pangolin, and the entire world goes on lockdown. |
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| Author: | avidtest [ Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Archipeligo 2020 - You in? |
I was glad to get the email. I'd already made the decision days ago. Did not want to be drinking out of the aid station hydration coolers. All this rain interference was not helping my resolve. Adding insult to injury, I now cannot un-see the 'pangolin fucking' in my mind's eye.... |
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| Author: | Canaan [ Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Archipeligo 2020 - You in? |
It's only a matter of time before Super Trail Friends United is accused of having created the coronavirus in a laboratory just to tank the Arch Ride, so I want to get out in front of that rumor and pretty much and almost categorically and mostly unequivocally deny that outrageous falsehood right here and now. |
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| Author: | OhNooo [ Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Archipeligo 2020 - You in? |
Eric, I have video of you and that pangolin. Please deposit two six packs of good beer in a paper bag in the bushes at the top of tunnel 4 by noon tomorrow or the video goes public. |
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| Author: | Dirtrider [ Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Archipeligo 2020 - You in? |
OhNooo wrote: Eric, I have video of you and that pangolin. Please deposit two six packs of good beer in a paper bag in the bushes at the top of tunnel 4 by noon tomorrow or the video goes public. LPQ is closed. find another secret spot and post it on the interwebz 
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| Author: | Ld00d [ Sat Mar 14, 2020 6:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Archipeligo 2020 - You in? |
you'll find him under a bridge at MTRP filing briefs |
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| Author: | Canaan [ Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Archipeligo 2020 - You in? |
Ld00d wrote: you'll find him under a bridge at MTRP filling briefs Fixed it for you...I've got the BDE - just ask the pangolin.... |
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