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Author:  KBike [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:50 pm ]
Post subject:  RH Etiquette
Gotta jump on the Laguna Etiquette thread
So there i was laboring my fat arse up the RH Monday night.
Going a whole 1 MPH grinding it out and up in the distance i see a fair lady with a old hollow tube backback frame on heading down.
AAAHHHHH i say to self, good excuse to pull over and drink and say high.
I pull over and as she approaches, i smile take my buds out (old school , fine young cannibals) and offer a fine smile and say" what a beautiful day to enjoy a hike"
She looks at me like a pig looking at a dictionary and responds" your helmet wont do you any good on your handlebar" and never missed a stride.
Looking down the trail after her , i noticed the BP had no weight in it.

I wonder who she voted for and thought "self" that person most likely canceled my vote out...

Crazy etiquette
Cheers
Author:  noissiM [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: RH Etiquette
Seeing as this is your first post... let me formally welcome you to Dirt Treaders. I'm sure you've had a chance to read the new guy rules..... actually, all you need to know is to bring beer, a bike, and a good attitude... but mainly beer.

:welcome:




KBike wrote:
...your helmet wont do you any good on your handlebar...


Though she may have mistook your greeting as a snide comment or maybe she thought you were making the comparison that riding > hiking, but she does have a point after all. During a ride, the only time you'll find me without my helmet on my noggin is when I'm sitting down taking a break or post crash checking my wounds.
Author:  Goodflow [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: RH Etiquette
I would have made a snide comment to you as well.
Author:  danimal [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: RH Etiquette
maybe you should have offered the fine young cannibals instead of a fine smile.

KBike wrote:
I pull over and as she approaches, i smile take my buds out (old school , fine young cannibals) and offer a fine smile
Author:  random walk [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: RH Etiquette
^^^ or some fine young cannabis
Author:  danimal [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: RH Etiquette
yeah i think we all knew that. but thanks for clarifying.

random walk wrote:
^^^ or some fine young cannabis
Author:  jSatch [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: RH Etiquette
should'a just clotheslined her.

then politely said, while reaching down to help her back up,

"you see, the helmet was for you m'am".
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