Some roadies are funny.

EMFC · **Posted:** Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:25 pm

mikuteit wrote:

...says the dude who can't get up those big scary hills without vehicle assist. :lol:

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Mike G · **Posted:** Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:40 pm

Yeah and how many of you posers watched the TDF?
I watched exactly ZERO minutes of it and don't even know who won the stupid fucking thing nor give a rats ass.
But I remember a few posts back when someone asked some stupid question that went;
Three choices:
1) Pulling for him in 2009 TdF;
2) Can't stand the guy; or
3) Don't give a rat's ass.

MOST of you said numero uno. A few like Quiet Storm, 24v, 619m5, and myself said 3, but most of the roadie posers here, "fucktards" (I love Quiet Storms description of roadies) dream of getting your gaper plowed by the peloton.

The thought of even having a road treaders forum makes me want to vomit.
I HATE ROADIES and their STUPID neon matching outfits. PUKE!

QuietStorm · **Posted:** Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:43 pm

mikuteit wrote:

QuietStorm wrote:

FUCK ROADIES. They're all a bunch of little bitches and this is just another example of it. Even the few people I know who used to ride road bikes are a bunch of little pussies with HUGE manginas.

...says the dude who can't get up those big scary hills without vehicle assist. :lol:

Excuse me? Have we met? Do you know me?

Canaan · **Posted:** Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:59 pm

Mike G wrote:

Yeah and how many of you posers watched the TDF?
I watched exactly ZERO minutes of it and don't even know who won the stupid fucking thing nor give a rats ass.
But I remember a few posts back when someone asked some stupid question that went;
Three choices:
1) Pulling for him in 2009 TdF;
2) Can't stand the guy; or
3) Don't give a rat's ass.

MOST of you said numero uno. A few like Quiet Storm, 24v, 619m5, and myself said 3, but most of the roadie posers here, "fucktards" (I love Quiet Storms description of roadies) dream of getting your gaper plowed by the peloton.

The thought of even having a road treaders forum makes me want to vomit.
I HATE ROADIES and their STUPID neon matching outfits. PUKE!

You kind of remind me of the neighbor in "American Beauty". Getting pretty worked up, aren't you?

danimal · **Posted:** Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:11 pm

don't think we hate roadies that much. were just having some laughs.

29erDrew · **Posted:** Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:15 pm

QuietStorm wrote:

mikuteit wrote:

QuietStorm wrote:

FUCK ROADIES. They're all a bunch of little bitches and this is just another example of it. Even the few people I know who used to ride road bikes are a bunch of little pussies with HUGE manginas.

...says the dude who can't get up those big scary hills without vehicle assist. :lol:

Excuse me? Have we met? Do you know me?

I dont "know" you, and we have not met, BUT I LIKE YOUR STYLE!!!!

I think that the typical relationship between Roadies and Mountain bikers is like the relationship between Skiers and Snowboarders. Don't really get along, but share the same mountain/road and depending on who you ask, the other party usually sucks..

EMFC · **Posted:** Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:25 pm

Mike G wrote:

Yeah and how many of you posers watched the TDF?
I watched exactly ZERO minutes of it and don't even know who won the stupid fucking thing nor give a rats ass.
But I remember a few posts back when someone asked some stupid question that went;
Three choices:
1) Pulling for him in 2009 TdF;
2) Can't stand the guy; or
3) Don't give a rat's ass.

MOST of you said numero uno. A few like Quiet Storm, 24v, 619m5, and myself said 3, but most of the roadie posers here, "fucktards" (I love Quiet Storms description of roadies) dream of getting your gaper plowed by the peloton.

The thought of even having a road treaders forum makes me want to vomit.
I HATE ROADIES and their STUPID neon matching outfits. PUKE!

Hold on buddy, where is that road bike of yours? I remember you owning a road bike.

deno · **Posted:** Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:04 am

just don't let your frustrations turn you into this guy okay:
http://boingboing.net/2009/07/27/firefi ... egedl.html

Mike G · **Posted:** Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:17 am

EMFC wrote:

Hold on buddy, where is that road bike of yours? I remember you owning a road bike.

It's hanging in the garage covered in cobwebs, two flat tires and a rusted up drivetrain. Have not ridden it in over a year since I did the Encinitas Tri last year. And the only reason I did that was because my daughter bought me the registration for xmas so we could do the tri together.

Kimba · **Posted:** Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:03 am

Who is a roadie poser?

OffRoadie · **Posted:** Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:23 pm

I'm a roadie poser and proud of it. I sat at a coffee shop for an hour today, in my spandex, with a coffee and a chocolate muffin.

David-K · **Posted:** Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:22 pm

danimal wrote:

don't think we hate roadies that much.

Oh yes we do. :lol:

jjthewhale · **Posted:** Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:48 am

Who really gives a shit? Its not like they can share the trails the way we share the road w/ them. Plus, there is always a percentage of people in any sport who are "fuktards" including more than a few mtb'rs. There are those roadies who have our mentality, its just hard to spot them, and they are probably training on roads we would never take our mtb's on. We see the weekend warriors and a few "fuktards", but there are too many peeps riding both to make a blanket statement.

I would say our own kind produces more problems for us on the trails than any roadie could.

Now-----I wear lycra under my baggies. If you dont maybe its cuz theres nothing to protect?

I venture to say that some of you critics know absolutley squat/dick about roadbiking/racing, so how can you comment? Maybe it is lame, maybe not, but the comments have no meaning coming from unqualified shuttle-monkeys who only experience pain in the hospital :lol:

jonathan_sykes81 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:08 am

jjthewhale wrote:

What jj said.

Word.

kettlebell · **Posted:** Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:31 am

jjthewhale wrote:

There are those roadies who have our mentality, its just hard to spot them, and they are probably training on roads we would never take our mtb's on.

Thank you jj! The amount of hate released in this thread is embarrassing. Why can't we all get along regardless of our clothing, tire size or the surface we ride on?

Some roadies are funny.

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