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Los
PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:34 am 
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Is 20 hours good enough to respect and honor him for what he has done in his life? Can I tell inappropriate jokes now? Ill wait for 3 people to say yes before I go for it :mrgreen:
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Los wrote:
Is 20 hours good enough to respect and honor him for what he has done in his life? Can I tell inappropriate jokes now? Ill wait for 3 people to say yes before I go for it :mrgreen:


He took away his respect from himself for doing what he did to little kids. Go right ahead.
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Los
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Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven, she met god and he gave her one wish. She asked for all the children of the world to be safe, So god killed Micahel
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This just in, Micahel didnt have a heart atack, he died from food poisoning..... he was eating 10 year old nuts
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Los
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Due to the fact Michael Jackson is 95% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change
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good stuff!

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Los; your goin to hell! I'm right behind ya! How did you know when it was bed time at neverland? When the big hand touched the little hand.

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dud, thats great. :lol: What do Michael Jackson and Jr Whoppers have in common. A: they both come in little buns. :flame:

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Los; your goin to hell! I'm right behind ya! How did you know when it was bed time at neverland? When the big hand touched the little hand.

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Los, you did not wait for the third "yes"....

YES!

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Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since that time MaCaulay Culkin slept over…

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long live season 8
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MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.

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I was actually kinda sad when I found out he died.

But then I read these jokes. Thanks for making me laugh :)

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