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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes
PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2013 3:59 pm 
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nice one bb, best quote so far

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes
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"Meat is murder." I'm not a vegetarian but that's a punchy quote and it's kind of hard to dispute the logic.

That popped into my head last night at Crazee Burger when I was eating the beef & lamb burger. I rationalized my sandwich choice by saying they that only they only killed the bad lambs that wouldn't listen to their mommies.

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From the most quotable movie of all time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7YGQjMKNQE

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes
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From the most quotable movie of all time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7YGQjMKNQE


many to choose from-

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes
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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes
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Hmmmm, is Urbanius Yeti Big Clyde's new handle?

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes
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DirtReaders, here are two gleaned from columns in the latest Dirt Rag:

"The best bike in the world is the one you're riding right now." (Not a direct quote, paraphrased from Joe Parkin).

"Riding bikes is one thing, and yes, it's amazing, but it's the friendships that come from it that are the real story." (Simon Stewart)

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 Post subject: Re: Favorite Quotes
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#2 is great. I'm also partial to the new quote in my signature. :lol:

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